In the largest publicity stunt ever for the release of a Harry Potter Movie, dementors were released upon the New York Giants Stadium yesterday. The feeling of gloom and dispair filled the air for Giant's fans when the dementors caused a 12 minute blackout. "Quite a dangerous stunt", said the Muggle Mayor of New York. "I know the 1st Deathly Hallows Film is supposed to be great, but let's not put our citizens in danger!"
Voldemort and the other death eaters were not available for comment.